It’s great that you want to hush your child in church, but here’s the thing. I NEVER heard you adorable little kid make a noise but I heard you shushing them. You were at the back and I was in the third row. Shush quieter next time.
The need to make quieter camera’s. The clicking of the photographers camera’s drove me nuts.
To the priest: ENUNCIATE! I got all of two words of what I’m sure was a beautiful ceremony.
If you’re going to wear an itty bitty dress and plan on dancing, do a jump test before you leave the house. If thing fly out the top or the dress flies up too much at the bottom, wear something else. I did NOT need to see your roos, especially from the front. The belly dancer showed less flesh for flippities sakes.
I love dancing, I forgot how much. I especially love dancing when I can dance like an idiot and no one cares.
Turn the cell phone off.